Post by v on Feb 16, 2019 19:04:09 GMT
As Commanding Officer of the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce, Brigadier Jamie Holdbridge-Stuart, was enjoying a spot of well earned leave. While his wife Doris was baking, the Brigadier took a brisk walk round his country estate accompanied by his faithful hound, Flash. The Brigadier said.
"We'll take a quick look at Two Acre field Field Flash old lad, might get a couple of rabbits for the pot, what?"
As he crested the brow of the hill the Brigadier spotted something very amiss in Two Acre field. The Brigadier peered keenly and said.
"By the cringe Flash, that's a rum looking combine harvester, never seen labourers dressed like that either, what an absolute shower!"
With a thunderous crash the tree the Brigadier was piking from splits asunder, Flash lets out a terrified howl. Both him and the Brigadier set off for the farmhouse at a dead run. The Brigadier and Flash tumble into the kitchen.
"Doris, there's an alien spacecraft in Two Acre field myself and Flash have just been fired on. Get on the blower to HQ, I want Sergeant Benton and a Platoon up here asap, better invite the Doctor to the party too."
Doris put down her rolling pin and replied....
"Yes dear."
"We'll take a quick look at Two Acre field Field Flash old lad, might get a couple of rabbits for the pot, what?"
As he crested the brow of the hill the Brigadier spotted something very amiss in Two Acre field. The Brigadier peered keenly and said.
"By the cringe Flash, that's a rum looking combine harvester, never seen labourers dressed like that either, what an absolute shower!"
With a thunderous crash the tree the Brigadier was piking from splits asunder, Flash lets out a terrified howl. Both him and the Brigadier set off for the farmhouse at a dead run. The Brigadier and Flash tumble into the kitchen.
"Doris, there's an alien spacecraft in Two Acre field myself and Flash have just been fired on. Get on the blower to HQ, I want Sergeant Benton and a Platoon up here asap, better invite the Doctor to the party too."
Doris put down her rolling pin and replied....
"Yes dear."
